It’s only 11:30am, and so far I have:
-Gone to the grocery store with my shirt on inside-out
-Put fabric softener in the washing machine instead of washing detergent
-Failed to do my writing work
-Thrown a plate into the trash can instead of the banana peel on top of it
-Remembered last night’s dream that involved Donald Trump doing a commercial for Kraft cheese that required him to sit in a tub of boxed macaroni and cheese. (I was mainly confused as to why Kraft believed that this marketing idea would boost their mac n’ cheese sales.)
How’s your day going? Happy New Year!